Nyjer Morgan (or Tony Plush, not sure whose name was on the invitation) showed up at Twilight's L.A. premiere the other night. You may be wondering why, but really, when you're dealing with Morgan, you have to ask "why not?"
Pictures, courtesy his Facebook fan page
Morgan and Danica Patrick:
Morgan and Saints head coach Sean Payton:
In case you're wondering, Nyjer's on Team Jacob