Does Zach Braddock Have Superpowers?

In case you missed it, Brewers lefty Zach Braddock was stung by a scorpion in the final days of Spring Training -- just the latest (and weirdest) injury on a long list of them this spring.

This has caused some members of Brewerfan.net to ask the obvious question -- does this mean Zach Braddock is a superhero now? It's only logical to assume that he is. Someone then made the jump to Mortal Kombat, and being a big MK fanboy growing up, I couldn't resist. I give you Zach Braddock as Scorpion.