Brettie and the Jets

...with apologies to Elton John.... Hey kids, shake it loose together The spotlight's hitting something That's been known to change with the weather He'll toss the ol' pigskin once again So stick around You're gonna hear fans a screamin' Solid walls of cheer Say, Cathy and Tommy, have you seen them yet? Oh, but they're so spaced out! Brettie and the Jets Oh it's weird but somehow wonderful Oh Brettie he's still really keen He's got electric shoes, and a Gang green suit You know we'll see him in a magazine Brettie and the Jets Pack fans, don't become faithless Maybe you've been blinded As Brettie made us ageless We shall survive, let us take ourselves along Where we fight about Ted Thompson until we Find who's right and who's wrong Say, Cathy and Tommy, have you seen them yet? Oh, but they're so spaced out! Brettie and the Jets Oh it's weird but somehow wonderful Oh Brettie he's still really keen He's got electric shoes, and a Gang green suit You know we'll see him in a magazine Brettie and the Jets